WHO AM I?

Who am I?

56 smashed avocado breakfast

13 yoga classes missed

16 Netflix movies

16 missed lectures

31 ways of being offended 

2 fidget spinners owned

4 dating apps downloaded

52 selfies taken

46 selfies uploaded 

5476 emojis

364 memes shared

6 breakdowns in the gym

46 Ubers

46 hangovers

1 hated stereotype 

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Who am I? 

45 technology-related breakdowns 

1 landline

34 voicemails

16 recipe books

46 candlelit dinners

0 résumés

3456 hours spent reminiscing

4 carpets laid over hardwood floors

34 seconds spent thinking about the environment 

1 finger used to type

38 embarrassing Facebook posts

1001 cigarettes smoked inside 

2 romanticised decades

1 generation to hate on